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23 July 2007 @ 03:20 pm
09 June 2007 @ 10:58 am

WOOHOO!! I love these things.

Hi, I'm new here. Here are my fav Houseisms.

Cameron: (Commenting on House's new cane)...Nice cane.
House: If I know what you mean...*winks*.

Cuddy: You don't believe me?
House: I didn't believe the kids when they said Susie was sleeping wiht Johnny. I didn't believe them then, and I don't believe them now. I don't care that Susie married Johnny, he's mine!

Intern: You're reading a comic book.
House: And you're calling attentiom to your bosom by wearing a low-cut top. (intern covers her chest with clipboard) Sorry, I thought we were having a state-the-obvious contest. I'm competitive by nature.

Foreman: I had a date last night, she screamed. Should we spend $100,00 testing her?
House: Of course not; this isn't a vetrenary hospital. Zing!

House: This is my office, it's where I work, where I think, where I save lives! Allowing you to brag to rich people so they'll give you more money to spend on MRIs and low-cut tops.


The end!


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01 February 2007 @ 02:12 am
As House said; "You can't stop our love!"

I loved that random girl. It made everything so amusing!
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15 January 2007 @ 05:46 pm
Hi, I'm brand new here.

I have two quotes and one query.

"A disease that attacks his brain, heart, and testicles. I think Byron wrote about that."
Does anyone remember what episode that's from?

And I think this piece of dialog from "Sex Kills" tells a huge amount (but not everything) about House's relationship w/ Wilson. It does indicate that empathy is not one of his strongest qualities which is why I think House was unable to empathize at all w/ Wilson's feelings about having to give up his patients. All House could think about was his Vicodin and defeating Tritter and he's oblivious to the effect he's having on Wilson.

Wilson: Does it occur to you that maybe there's some deeper guidance than keep your mouth shut? That maybe a friend might value concern over glibness? That maybe... maybe I'm going through something that I need to have an actual conversation about?

House: Does it occur to you that if you need that kind of a friend, that you may have made some deeper errors.
--"Sex Kills"
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02 December 2006 @ 09:33 am
Hi all! I've just joined the comm; yay to find it! Quoting House is one of my favorite pastimes, much to the overall annoyance of friends and relations. Now I have a new outlet for my quote-geekness!

This baby won me second place in the clinic weekly weirdest-thing-pulled-out-of-an-orafice contest.Collapse )

And I'm guessing everyone probably knows about Wikiquote, but just in case not, here's the House page. Enjoy!
10 November 2006 @ 09:59 pm
Cameron: "Then come up with a cunning plan and fast."
Cuddy to Wilson after Cameron has stormed off: "She's not nearly as delightful as she thinks she is."

Ah, love confident!Cameron and Cuddy's comment was great.
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19 September 2006 @ 02:51 pm
House: I wouldn’t have tortured you if I knew you liked it. [Chase kind of laughs at that.] Well, here’s a phrase to remember: “Hey, this guy might have been pounded on the head one too many times!”

Chase: I said I thought it was a trauma induced aneurysm.

House: Yeah, could have carried a tad more weight if you’d mentioned the “liking pain” thing. You’re on my naughty list. Sorry, no leather stethoscope this Christmas.

My all time favorite House/Chase moment ever
17 September 2006 @ 04:29 pm
Cane and Able
Just after House asks Wilson what his plan was.

Wilson: "Something like that. More that if we told you the truth that you'd solved a case based on absolutely no medical proof, you'd think you were God. And I was worried your wings would melt."

House: "God doesn't limp."

I love House!!!!
13 September 2006 @ 07:43 pm
House: How does someone just start drooling? Chase? Were you wearing your short shorts?

Chase: In pre-med, I had a professor who...
House: - touched you in the naughty place?

Cuddy: When I hired you, I knew you were insane. I will continue to try and stop you from doing insane things, but once they're done, trying to convince an insane person not to do insane things is, in itself, insane. So when I hired you, I also set aside fifty thousand a year for legal expenses. So far, you've come in under budget.

Chase: How'd you like it if I interfered in your personal life?
House: I'd hate it. That's why, cleverly, I have no personal life.

Cameron: I'm uncomfortable about sex.
Chase: Well, we don't have to talk about this...
Cameron: Sex COULD kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it UNBELIEVABLY fun, the human race would have died out eons ago.
Chase: [speechless]
Cameron: Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Know that women can have an hour long orgasm?
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12 September 2006 @ 10:12 pm
this was from episode 3.02:

Chase: Hey Foreman, your momma is so fat when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up.

i just found this hilarious. Chase is offically Mr. Random Man.
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